Dear Answer Man:
Why do you guys let women ride with you? Real bikers would not do that.
Dear Douche Bag:
We like having them around. They make us smile, laugh at our stupid man tricks, read maps that we do not know how to u nfold, ask directions for us, look good, are soft, and smell nice. Besides, their presence has at times kept some of us out of jail. We will keep them around. You, on the other hand, can ride alone with your pea brain stinky self.