Quote Joke or Hint?

July 2002

Just got back from the Rolling Thunder Ride to Washington D.C. and I must say it was the best ride I have
ever been on. We traveled the entire width of Tennessee, I met some interesting people at the filling stations. I thought I might clue you in on what I found out along the way:

  • A Tennessee redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
  • Folks in Tennessee now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted.
  • They have just raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32! It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

It's true!

  • In Tennessee reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries.
  • How can you tell if a Tennessee red neck is married? There's dried snuff spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
  • Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. Yeah, the winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
  • Recently, the Governor's mansion burned down. In fact, it pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
  • A law recently changed in Tennessee and now states: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
  • A Tennessee State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "‘Bout what?".

This is the Answerman signing off, I'll see you down the road Jack!

Gordon Graves

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