Quote Joke or Hint?

June 2004

Dear Answer Man:
What really ticks you off?

Dear Bubba:
Well, you asked for it. Here is Today’s List:
  • Foreign owned gas stations. These jerks know we tell our wives to get the midgrade gas for her landbarge, so they put the most expensive gas nozzle in the middle of each pump. They think women are too inattentive to notice. And they think we won’t care!
  • Drive through lanes. Never, have I ever received what I paid for. Most of the time I order a burger and get a stinking salad with sprouts that looks like lawn clippings. Those should go directly to the compost pile without passing through anybody. Once I ordered an Egg McMuffin and got 12 sausage biscuits. Just to show them, I ate them all – every one. That will teach them to learn the language, which leads me to this one.
  • People who don’t speak English. These lazy jerks mess up fast food orders faster than a democrat after pork. The least they should do is practice our language while at work, especially if they deal with the public. Hell, just try. But, no I ain’t gonna learn German just so I can order a Bratwurst with kraut instead of sprouts, and I ain’t gonna learn Spanish so I can tell them there is cat fur in my enchilada.
Ask me tomorrow and I will have a whole new list.
Dan Ruth

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