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December 2004

Dear Answer Man: 
My wife bought some kids toys that I need to put together. When should I do that.

Dear Resident Dummy: 
You poor lost soul. I know what you will do. Wait until the kido’s go to bed, then break out the craftsman tools and start the assembly process. That thought alone gives me cold shivers. I have seen too many army films to know that bad things happen when Tab A is inserted into Slot C. Never read the directions. They will make you dizzy because they will be in 14 languages, none Texan. I suggest you just start screwing and gluing. The kicker for me was that dollhouse I tried to assemble in 1982. Maybe it was the egg nog, maybe the tequila, or whatever, but the end result looked like a Bohemian Birthing Chair….with stirrups. Never had to do that again. 
Dan Ruth

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